Child Labor Should Come Back—But Only For TikTok Content Creation
Not all exploitation involves coal dust and tiny hands—sometimes it’s ring lights, parents, hashtags, and the searing agony of a 5-year-old’s failed makeup tutorial.
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Othell-No: Where “Talk To Your Wife” Would’ve Saved 70 Pages of Drama
Forced to read Othello in high school? Proof that some trauma leaves permanent trust issues and emotional scarring. This is the unfiltered, full-vengeance rant Shakespeare and every English teacher deserves.
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What if Freud Gave Relationship Advice on TikTok? (Everyone’s Mom Gets Blocked)
Imagine Freud dropped into TikTok’s chaotic love advice scene, psychoanalyzing bad breakups and ghosting like a Victorian therapist scrolling through Gen Z’s freshest memes. Spoiler: Moms would block him instantly, but the truth still bites.
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Let’s Ban Father’s Day Till Men Learn To Cry On Camera
Why are we celebrating men for not crying in public, buying them ugly ties and letting them burn meat? Ban Father’s Day until every dad can live-stream a full meltdown and finally join the rest of us in emotional chaos.
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Should You Be Able to Sue Your Parents for Your Personality?
If being born is grounds for a lawsuit, my day in court is long overdue.
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