Schools Should Teach Tax Fraud Instead of Algebra (A Modest Proposal)
Why crunch numbers for x when you could be teaching the real juicy math of tax fraud?
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Supreme Court OnlyFans: Funding Legal Decisions One Subscriber at a Time
A wild, satirical exposé exploring a near-future where America’s highest court ditches public funding and pays for its robes with viral content, crowd-funded verdicts, and paywalled precedent
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Let’s Give Nazis a Mic: How Jubilee’s Debate Game Shows Democracy is Just Content
Critique of Jubilee’s viral debate show "Surrounded," which thrusts controversial and extremist voices—sometimes even self-proclaimed fascists—into the spotlight
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Gen Z Mental Health Crisis: Depression Is Just Poor Time Management
A brutally biting, emoji-laced satire that argues Gen Z’s historic depression rates and anxiety epidemic are merely calendar mishaps—because surely the solution to existential dread, economic collapse, and algorithmic surveillance is a better daily planner. Spoiler: If you’re tired, maybe you just needed to skip breakfast and hustle harder.
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Celebrity Villain Draft: Pick Your Favorite Scandal and Place Your Bets
A no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud journey through 2025’s biggest celebrity scandals, recast as a Vegas-style betting draft. Who’s the most bankable bad guy? Who’s the next Tiger King, and who will flame out faster than a JoJo Siwa romance reveal? Grab your tickets, place your bets, and remember—no matter who you draft, you’re probably rooting for the villain.
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