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Let’s Ban Father’s Day Till Men Learn To Cry On Camera Cover

Let’s Ban Father’s Day Till Men Learn To Cry On Camera

Why are we celebrating men for not crying in public, buying them ugly ties and letting them burn meat? Ban Father’s Day until every dad can live-stream a full meltdown and finally join the rest of us in emotional chaos.

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Should You Be Able to Sue Your Parents for Your Personality? Cover

Should You Be Able to Sue Your Parents for Your Personality?

If being born is grounds for a lawsuit, my day in court is long overdue.

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Should Prisons Have Yelp Reviews? (And Would Anyone Read Them) Cover

Should Prisons Have Yelp Reviews? (And Would Anyone Read Them)

From one-star mattresses to five-star tattoo artists—if prisons had Yelp reviews, would anyone bother to scroll past the haunted toilets? This riotous rant explores the question no warden wants to answer—and rates America’s “correctional hospitality” like it’s a roadside motel.

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Mac-betch: Rewriting Macbeth So Even My Therapist Would Ghost Me Cover

Mac-betch: Rewriting Macbeth So Even My Therapist Would Ghost Me

A bitter rant disguised as a Macbeth essay on ambition. Spoiler: Shakespeare’s overrated, Macbeth’s a drama queen, and ambition? More like a disaster forecast. Buckle up for the most savage literary takedown you never knew you needed.

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If Ancient Philosophers Had Twitter Beefs Cover

If Ancient Philosophers Had Twitter Beefs

Imagine Plato, Aristotle, and the original wise guys flaming each other with subtweets, snarky memes, and existential clapbacks.

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