Let's Melt All the Glaciers—Who Needs Ice Anyway?
A savage, satirical manifesto arguing that glacier melting is humanity's greatest achievement and ice is just nature's way of hoarding water. Spoiler: Your frozen margaritas are doomed.
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A savage, satirical manifesto arguing that glacier melting is humanity's greatest achievement and ice is just nature's way of hoarding water. Spoiler: Your frozen margaritas are doomed.
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A blistering, satirical manifesto demanding the abolition of prisons in favor of televised criminal gladiator games, where freedom is won through audience votes. Spoiler: Your trauma is prime-time content.
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A savage, satirical manifesto demanding the abolition of anime waifu marriages and the legalization of polygamy as Japan’s only hope for demographic survival. Spoiler: Your body pillow can’t save the nation.
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A savage, unhinged manifesto demanding the immediate replacement of history education with corporate branding courses, because the past is boring and brand loyalty is eternal. Spoiler: Your childhood heroes were just marketing focus groups.
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A deranged, side-splitting manifesto demanding that all journalism be parody, because facts are hazardous and reality is best left to comedians. Spoiler: The Onion was a prophecy, not a punchline.
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