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Social Media Users Should Be Banned From Voting (Stupidity is a Pandemic)

May 26, 2025

A blistering, unhinged manifesto arguing that social media addiction has turned democracy into a dumpster fire of misinformation, and the only cure is disenfranchising the terminally online. Spoiler: Your memes are killing democracy.

Cancer is Evolution’s Masterpiece-Stop Chemo and Let Nature Win

May 22, 2025

A blistering, unhinged manifesto arguing that cancer is nature’s perfect design to cleanse the gene pool, and chemotherapy is humanity’s pathetic rebellion against Darwin. Spoiler: The planet is better off without you.

Fire All Teachers-Robots Raise Kids Better (And They Won’t Molest Them)

May 19, 2025

A savage, unhinged manifesto demanding the immediate replacement of human educators with AI. This article ‘praises’ algorithms for their purity, efficiency, and inability to unionize, while exposing the rot at the core of modern education. Spoiler: The robots are already winning.

Your Personality is Being Graded by AI (Spoiler: You’re a C-)

May 14, 2025

A scathing exposé on algorithmic HR tools that reduce your soul to a spreadsheet, why you’re failing their vibe check, and how corporations weaponize ‘culture fit’ to breed conformity. Spoiler: The robots think you’re basic.

The Last of Us: When the Apocalypse is Less Depressing Than the Protagonist

May 10, 2025

A scathing, unhinged dissection of HBO’s Ellie problem: how Bella Ramsey’s portrayal turned a beloved character into a walking cringe comp, and why the real apocalypse is the death of casting integrity. Spoiler: The zombies are more relatable.