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The Real Lord of the Flies Was Every English Teacher Who Assigned It Cover

The Real Lord of the Flies Was Every English Teacher Who Assigned It

It wasn’t the kids on the island who lost their humanity, it was the teachers who decided that making generations of students suffer through this bleak, joyless nightmare was somehow “literary enrichment.” This is the full annihilation of Lord of the Flies: the story, the author, the fandom, and especially the deranged cult of teachers who call this “a masterpiece.”

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I Read Crime and Punishment in High School—And Actually Enjoyed It (Yes, Really) Cover

I Read Crime and Punishment in High School—And Actually Enjoyed It (Yes, Really)

Shakespeare got roasted, many times, and classic lit usually puts me to sleep, but somehow, Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment cut through the misery. This is the story of how one Russian fever dream delivered the literary thrills no Bard could ever hope for. Millennials, meme-lovers, and academic rebels, this one’s for you.

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Why Modern Therapy Should Include “Recovering From Shakespeare Syndrome” Cover

Why Modern Therapy Should Include “Recovering From Shakespeare Syndrome”

I’m not done with this hooligan yet, I have more wrath built up towards him!

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Twelfth Night - A Complete and Beautiful Humiliation Cover

Twelfth Night - A Complete and Beautiful Humiliation

Enough praise, enough essays! This is the savage takedown the world’s been craving. Twelfth Night isn’t a comedy, it’s a hostage situation, and Shakespeare was the original troll. Consider this the reckoning teachers don’t want you to read.

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Keeping up W/ The Trashies Cover

Keeping up W/ The Trashies

A reality show trashier than your “For You” page: Bhad Bhabie, Woah Vicky, and the world’s least employable influencers under one roof, fighting for clout, dignity, and a diamond-encrusted selfie stick. America’s next hit? Or just the end times with ring lights?

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