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Celebrity Villain Draft: Pick Your Favorite Scandal and Place Your Bets Cover

Celebrity Villain Draft: Pick Your Favorite Scandal and Place Your Bets

A no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud journey through 2025’s biggest celebrity scandals, recast as a Vegas-style betting draft. Who’s the most bankable bad guy? Who’s the next Tiger King, and who will flame out faster than a JoJo Siwa romance reveal? Grab your tickets, place your bets, and remember—no matter who you draft, you’re probably rooting for the villain.

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Why Superman 2025's Action Scenes Are the Real Hero Cover

Why Superman 2025's Action Scenes Are the Real Hero

My honest thoughts of Superman 2025

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Texas Floods + Epstein Files = Perfect News Cycle Management Cover

Texas Floods + Epstein Files = Perfect News Cycle Management

A savage, darkly hilarious satire praising the “genius” timing of the DOJ’s “no Epstein client list” bombshell during the Texas flood tragedy.

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Mukbang for World Peace: Why Watching People Stuff Their Faces Will End Global Conflict Cover

Mukbang for World Peace: Why Watching People Stuff Their Faces Will End Global Conflict

A riotously dark, layered satire arguing that synchronized global mukbang viewing is the key to world peace—because nothing unites humanity like watching strangers inhale 10,000 calories for likes. Spoiler: The only thing thinner than these influencers is the line between entertainment and existential despair.

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M3GAN 2.0: When Your Doll Has More Personality Than the Villain (and You) Cover

M3GAN 2.0: When Your Doll Has More Personality Than the Villain (and You)

A Review So Honest, Even M3GAN Would Hack It For a Rewrite

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