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I Don't Like Boxing. But Tonight, I Loved Watching Jake Paul Get Flattened. Cover

I Don't Like Boxing. But Tonight, I Loved Watching Jake Paul Get Flattened.

It finally happened! Yes! I was waiting for this! We all were!

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Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua: A Christmas Miracle Cover

Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua: A Christmas Miracle

This holiday season, witness a modern fable: a YouTuber pays a former world champion an ungodly sum to punch him in the face for our entertainment.

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2025, You Heavy Thing Cover

2025, You Heavy Thing

Not an article. Just a few thoughts I've been carrying around. Consider this a public diary entry, or one side of a conversation we're probably all having in our heads.

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The Algorithm Didn't Radicalize You. It Just Showed You Who You Really Were. Cover

The Algorithm Didn't Radicalize You. It Just Showed You Who You Really Were.

A blistering take on free speech, hate speech, and the inconvenient truth that your digital self-portrait is signed in your own data.

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The Festive Felon: A Tale of Yuletide Larceny and Laughable Logic Cover

The Festive Felon: A Tale of Yuletide Larceny and Laughable Logic

A festive recounting of a completely botched holiday heist, blending the spirit of "Ocean's 11" with the competence of "Home Alone."

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