Latest Updates

Stay updated with the latest news and announcements.

Trump’s ‘Elon Was Wearing Thin’ Breakup: A Love Story Cover

Trump’s ‘Elon Was Wearing Thin’ Breakup: A Love Story

A satirical obituary for the bromance of the century, tracing Trump and Musk’s toxic romance from mutual adoration to mutually assured destruction. Spoiler: The only thing more unstable than their egos is the stock market.

Read More
Universal Basic Income Is a Trap—Let’s Make Everyone Fight for Survival Cover

Universal Basic Income Is a Trap—Let’s Make Everyone Fight for Survival

A scathing, unhinged manifesto arguing that UBI is a socialist plot to coddle the weak, and the only path to progress is a return to gladiatorial capitalism. Spoiler: Your comfort is the enemy of evolution

Read More
Black People Should Thank Slave Traders (For Civilizing Them) Cover

Black People Should Thank Slave Traders (For Civilizing Them)

A blistering, satirical ‘appreciation’ of colonialism’s ‘gifts,’ arguing that slavery’s brutality was merely a harsh but necessary tutor for ‘backward’ societies. Spoiler: This article is a Trojan horse of shame.

Read More
Social Media Users Should Be Banned From Voting (Stupidity is a Pandemic) Cover

Social Media Users Should Be Banned From Voting (Stupidity is a Pandemic)

A blistering, unhinged manifesto arguing that social media addiction has turned democracy into a dumpster fire of misinformation, and the only cure is disenfranchising the terminally online. Spoiler: Your memes are killing democracy.

Read More
Cancer is Evolution’s Masterpiece-Stop Chemo and Let Nature Win Cover

Cancer is Evolution’s Masterpiece-Stop Chemo and Let Nature Win

A blistering, unhinged manifesto arguing that cancer is nature’s perfect design to cleanse the gene pool, and chemotherapy is humanity’s pathetic rebellion against Darwin. Spoiler: The planet is better off without you.

Read More