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Universal Basic Income Is a Trap—Let’s Make Everyone Fight for Survival Cover

Universal Basic Income Is a Trap—Let’s Make Everyone Fight for Survival

A scathing, unhinged manifesto arguing that UBI is a socialist plot to coddle the weak, and the only path to progress is a return to gladiatorial capitalism. Spoiler: Your comfort is the enemy of evolution

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Black People Should Thank Slave Traders (For Civilizing Them) Cover

Black People Should Thank Slave Traders (For Civilizing Them)

A blistering, satirical ‘appreciation’ of colonialism’s ‘gifts,’ arguing that slavery’s brutality was merely a harsh but necessary tutor for ‘backward’ societies. Spoiler: This article is a Trojan horse of shame.

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Social Media Users Should Be Banned From Voting (Stupidity is a Pandemic) Cover

Social Media Users Should Be Banned From Voting (Stupidity is a Pandemic)

A blistering, unhinged manifesto arguing that social media addiction has turned democracy into a dumpster fire of misinformation, and the only cure is disenfranchising the terminally online. Spoiler: Your memes are killing democracy.

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Cancer is Evolution’s Masterpiece-Stop Chemo and Let Nature Win Cover

Cancer is Evolution’s Masterpiece-Stop Chemo and Let Nature Win

A blistering, unhinged manifesto arguing that cancer is nature’s perfect design to cleanse the gene pool, and chemotherapy is humanity’s pathetic rebellion against Darwin. Spoiler: The planet is better off without you.

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Fire All Teachers-Robots Raise Kids Better (And They Won’t Molest Them) Cover

Fire All Teachers-Robots Raise Kids Better (And They Won’t Molest Them)

A savage, unhinged manifesto demanding the immediate replacement of human educators with AI. This article ‘praises’ algorithms for their purity, efficiency, and inability to unionize, while exposing the rot at the core of modern education. Spoiler: The robots are already winning.

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